[insert title here]

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

shmurdapunk:

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

#the best part of this meme#is how it’s turning into a greatest hits of memes#bringing all the old memes back#it’s like old timers day

puzzlepicnic:

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

Aah, university

terezi-pie-rope:

qu1ckmas:

apollosglare:

clusterbeatboxer:

sassy-jolly-wigglytuff:

sonthemerrymedic:

fefjade:

what you’ve all been waiting for: the televised adaptation of homestuck by everyone’s favorite childhood tv company!!!

this is physically painful

Im twitching

GREG

 The quadrants are changed! Redrom is for boys <3 girl relationships only, and blackrom just means you had an argument and don’t understand the true power of friendship but it’s okay your ashen friend WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER.

All blood is fruit juice. They don’t die, they just spill juice on themselves.

Katherine wants to be best biffles with Vicki!

Theresa isn’t REALLY blind, and she doesn’t taste colors cause that’s Satanist. Vicki had a change of heart and let Theresa live happily!

Ed and Amy are getting married cause they kissed.

Eric got mad that Felicity wasn’t his super best friend anymore, so they were almost blackrom oh no! :C He knocked over her juice box.

Greg is a meanie. He’s knocked over a lot of juice boxes.

Karl is the happy-go lucky leader who shows them all the power of FRIENDSHIP.

he knocked over her juice box

Ed

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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Will Riley Matthews put a stop to the bullies and save her innocent dad from jail? (x)
imleadinginmyhead:

I CAN’T.

imleadinginmyhead:

I CAN’T.

alltheleftovers:

This makes me think they are talking about celebrating Jesus’s penis..

alltheleftovers:

This makes me think they are talking about celebrating Jesus’s penis..